15 second endless loop stimulus script

15 second endless loop stimulus script.-Jack

Office: three chairs. 1 stage right with a desk, other two spread across stage

Enter Brittany

Lauren: Hello Horatio

Brittany: Hi, Horatio?

(walks past George)

Brittany: morning

George: hey dude

Brittany Hey Jack

Jack: Hey Man

Brittany: Man? Dude?

Jack: yep

Brittany: How’s that report coming? I need it soon

Jack: Almost done just ten minutes

Brittany: Good I will put it in the paper in 15 minutes

Jack: Sure thing Horatio

Brittany: Horatio? Why are people calling Horatio?

George, Jack and Lauren: Number 4 Horatio Freezer

Jack: Well it’s been your name for the last three years

Brittany: But that’s not my name, Horatio is a Guy’s name, I’m obviously a girl

Jack: (laughs) Sure you are

Lauren: Horatio, I need you to research the fire in New York yesterday for tomorrows paper (walks

away)

Brittany: Sure thing, wait why is everyone calling me Horatio, that’s not my name

George, Jack and Lauren: Number 4 Horatio Freezer

Lauren: just gonna go to the toilet guys

Brittany: whatever, I’m going to go freshen up

Jack: ha ha you get me every time

Brittany (in the toilets): urgh my skin is a mess

Lauren: What are you doing in the girls toilets?

Brittany: I need to sort this out, I’m going out with a guy tonight

Lauren: A guy? Come on out with it. You’re totally gay I knew it, the others said you weren’t but I

knew it

Brittany: How am I gay? I am going out with a guy.

Lauren: but you’re a guy Horatio...

Brittany: I am not a guy, why are people saying that and they keep calling me Horatio?

Lauren Did you hit your head. You are Horatio

George, Jack and Lauren: Number 4 Horatio Freezer

Brittany: Wait what’s my last name?

Lauren: Freezer, Horatio Freezer, we all found it hilarious

Brittany: Wait how did you hear about this? It only happened last night

Lauren: What are you on about?

Brittany: I was on the phone to O2 about my phone, they used their stupid voice recognition and

called me Horatio Freezer and now everyone is calling me Horatio and that not my name, I’ve had

enough I’m going home. (exits toilet in a rush and collects her things)

Jack: I’ve got the report for you

Brittany: I don’t want it! I’m going home

Lauren: If you leave now you’re fired!

Brittany walks through the audience to the stage

End