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Drama script – Law and Order
(Brittany)Judge –
Silence in the court.
We are
now focusing on the case of Jamie smith. If the defendant could please come to
the stand.
Thank you
and could the defence Attorney now begin questioning.
(Lauren)Defence Attorney
- (pace speeds up on queue “snowflake”)
Your honour….as you all know the incident involving
whiteboard snowflake on the ceiling monkey. Fish and chips on the corset shoe.
(slams evidence on judges table)
Turn left at
trumpets, jump squishy free fall. (takes a deep breath out ) Cardigan
Judge – Do you
agree with this evidence? (hands evidence over to George)
(George)Jamie Smith –
Proves I didn’t do it yeah
(Rochelle) Elderly
woman – I fink shes innocent…nice young white girl wouldn’t do nofin wrong,
Judge – Prosecutor
you may now commence with your questioning.
EVERYONE GOES CHAOTIC
IN AN ANIMALISTIC MANNER
(lights suddenly go
to blackout and LED lights will be used on each animal, pause then lights go on
and its carried off as normal)
(Jack)Prosecutor –
(coughs and clears throat over exaggeratedly preparing for questioning)
Cat table monkey floor?
Jamie Smith – maybe
Prosecutor –
Penguin bowl custard bear?
Jamie smith – I’ll
admit I didn’t like the guy but I didn’t kill him
Prosecutor –
moustache kitchen floor ankle?
Jamie smith – you cant
prove anything
Defense Attorney – (stands
up objecting )Brussled Sprouts!
Judge - (bangs hammer
3 times ) Over ruled! – continue..
Jamie smith – go on then prove it
(Prosecutor has nothing else to
say)
(Rochelle)Black Chav – What! *kisses teeth* that’s what I said and I
got 2 months for stealing a kit kat from fucking tescos.
Judge – *clears
throat* can the defendant now return to her seat.
I now
call the witness to the stand. (pause) questioning may now begin.
Prosecutor – puppy
tall light green giraffe?
Danny – His name
was Ted, we went everywhere together
Prosecutor – beard
slug nose cough?
Danny – yeah…yeah
Prosecutor – long
monster singing pig!
Danny – no of
course not, I wouldn’t do that! I wouldn’t leave him, he never left my side.
Prosecutor –
silly sizzling sausages? Hmmm..?
Danny – now ted
is gone, I don’t know what to do.
Prosecutor – TV
plate gummy bag
Danny – then jack
came up to talk to me
Prosecutor - brum
brum hot chocolate slag!
Danny – yes! I have
every reason to believe it was her!
Prosecutor – coat
on a boat with hope
Danny – why wouldn’t
it be? Of course it’s her
(Rochelle) Upper
Class Business Woman – pfft..such a slim pretty girl couldn’t commit a
crime like that. I mean look at how stunning she is, wouldn’t hurt a fly.
George reacts to danny’s statement and turns into an animal,
begins to growl danny reacts in the same way and Jack as “father lion” shouts
NO to stop it.
Prosecutor – Samalama
ding dong…
Danny – I miss
ted so much *begins to sob uncontrollably*
Judge – thank you
prosecutor, any further questions?
Prosecutor – no your
honour
Judge – thank
you, if you could please return to your seats…defence?
Defence Attorney is dramatically sobbing at Danny’s story and
cannot reply.
Everyone freezes and lights fade out
END OF SCENE
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