by George

Jack(landlord): hello
Lauren: *sobbing uncontrollably* Oh hi Tony
Jack: you got the rent?
Lauren: you've got me at a really bad time again.
Jack: Don't tell me he left you again?
Lauren: *breaks down*
Jack: I brought the tissues.
Lauren: I don't have your money.
Jack don't worry about it.

Jack: hello
Rochelle: *giggling while clutching a towel around her* Hi Tony.
Jack: have you got the rent.
Rochelle: Why don't you come in and find out.
Jack: I have a lot of people to see.
Rochelle: why don't you come back *winks and drops towel* oops my towel seems to have slipped
Jack: I'll just go.

Jack: Hi
George: WHAT?
Jack: have you got the rent.
George: NO
Jack: you owe me the rent.
George: I DON'T OWE YOU SHIT!
Jack: oh I need the rent.
George: OH FUCK OFF I AINT GIVING YOU FUCK ALL.
Jack: I'll come back.
George: NO DON'T COME BACK, COME BACK AND I CALL THE FUCKING COPS.


Jack: Hello
Brittany: Hey Tony
Jack: Have you got the rent?
Brittany: Oh yeah, hold on a second *grabs the rent money and hands it over*
Jack: Thank you have a good day.
Brittany: Thank you, you too.

Jack: Hello
Danny: Hi Tony
Jack: got the rent?
Danny: Well there's a problem with the rent.
Jack: *changes demeanour* What?
Danny: I don't have it
Jack: Right that's it, you still owe me last months rent.
Danny: I'm sorry Tony
Jack: NO, I'll be back tomorrow, unless you have the rent by then. YOU'RE OUT!!